Sir Chase talks his hatred of grocery stores, his love of carnage, the most offensive fart in the world, and the United Airlines controversy. Tell a friend and leave a review.

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The Absurd Podcast is back after almost a year on hiatus. Sir Chase talks becoming a father, getting older, bitchy millennials, Syria, and laughing at disturbing things. 

This episode is brought to you by excessively large bacon.

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Ramsey Doudar is my guest this week via Skype. Ramsey works in the legal marijuana industry in Seattle, and he gives some insight on the DEA's decision not to reclassify marijuana and his opinion on what will happen in the near future. Then we discuss non-morning people and a couple ridiculous news stories including a serial pooper. Finally, we list off out top 5 guilty pleasures of music.

This episode is brought to you by king cobras.

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Check out my new book Poems From the Weird Kid at www.knightwatchpublishing.com
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Carl Entner stops by this week to talk about my being forced to watch walrus porn while getting a tooth extracted. Then we spend some time complaining about the stupidity of humanity and people's willingness to be mediocre before diving into Heat: The Musical. It's a fun, random episode.

Check out Poems from the Weird Kid at www.knightwatchpublishing.com
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On this week's episode of The Absurd Podcast, the lovely Hillary updates the world on her journey to get pregnant and her struggles with PCOS. Then we discuss the nutritional value of boogers and talk about asshole tendencies of family members. Finally, I give Hillary some ideas on future Charlie Brown movies. If you enjoy the show, please leave reviews and tell a friend.

Check out my new book Poems from the Weird Kid at www.knightwatchpublishing.com

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Tony Rey steps in this week to talk about his new diet, as well as his weight loss journey. Then we talk about my latest adventures at the fertility clinic, public restroom woes, and ugly people. We also talk about Tony's great new vlog, which follows him through the last year of his 20's. It is a very silly episode.

Check out my new book Poems from the Weird Kid at www.knightwatchpublishing.com

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On this week's episode, I sit down with the talented Amanda Herrera. Amanda is a high school drama teacher, and we dive into the world of theater, musicals, and stupid students. Then we discuss her exploration into the world of lesbianism and her past relationships with both men and women. Then we move on to vaccines and why Amanda is against them, and we discuss some conspiracy theories that she follows. Finally, we throw out our top five musicals of all time. It's a fun, informative episode.

This episode is brought to you by piss breaks.

Check out my new book Poems from the Weird Kid at www.knightwatchpublishing.com

(Also, I'm trying out actual podcast titles.)
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On this week's episode of The Absurd Podcast, I talk about my new book Poems from the Weird Kid, entitled people, drowsy boners, and my future restaurants. Then I list my top five horror comedies.

This episode is brought to you by butterfly kisses.

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This week is Part 2 with Ramsey Doudar. We talk briefly about marijuana before diving into Ramsey's experience with other drugs including opium and LSD. He describes the effects different drugs had, as well as the expanded consciousness they create. We also talk about religion and the fact that Ramsey grew up Muslim. Finally, we end the show with a riveting round of Fuck, Marry, Kill.

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My new book Poems from the Weird Kid is out now. You can buy it on Amazon or from my company's website www.knightwatchpublishing.com

You can also buy it from me in person via cash or credit card (I have a Square card reader, because I'm that fucking legit). Thanks for supporting.
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This week's episode features professional marijuana expert (and weed nerd) Ramsey Doudar. Ramsey moved to Washington two years ago in order to immerse himself in the booming marijuana business. Since moving, he has worked with major companies and has participated in projects involving the design and marketing of new strains of marijuana and marijuana products. We discuss his journey in the business, as well as the path that led to this career. We dive into the legalities and effects of marijuana, and give our very different perspectives on the subject. Then we share some humorous stories from high school and list off our top 5 Marilyn Manson songs. Tune in next week for Part 2!

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