Sir Chase opens this week with the harrowing tale of his failed family movie night. Then he dives into the thing DJ Khaled refuses to eat (what a butt munch). Next, he rants about weirdo pet owners and their feeble attempts to celebrate Mother's Day. Finally, he discusses the idolization of The Punisher, the final So Cal Slayer show, and urban camping.

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Sir Chase rants about his daughter's rabid behavior and the worst parking lot on Earth. Then he talks about a weird experience he had at jail, and why Once in the Lifetime by Talking Heads is officially a weird song. Finally, he discusses Kanye West, wealthy-ass welfare butt munchers, and scumbags who take up handicapped spots.

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On this week's episode, I talk the dismantling of traditional manhood in America and how much it pisses me off. Then I discuss a teacher who was arrested for having sex with an adult and how much that confuses me, and I provide my thoughts on my daughter's condescending tone while playing peek-a-boo. Finally, my blood boils over some human garbage I saw at the grocery store, stuffed crust pizza, and Facebook morons.

 

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Sir Chase talks about urinal splash and buying a new car. Then he shares his distaste for yogurt and rants about David Hogg and his stupid face. Finally, he discusses a frightening Eggo waffle commercial, the band Bobaflex, and his daughter's attempt to drown her father in baby pee.

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Sir Chase talks about annoying gas station experiences, and the latest winner of Compton's Got Talent. Then he discusses some racially-charged remarks by 50 Cent, and he tries to understand why no one seems to think it's a problem. Lastly, he rants about the audacity of idiotic men on the internet, the travesty that is The Hat's cheese prices, and some more bull poop from the Catholic church. 

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Sir Chase gives an infuriating update on the recent school shooting in Florida and the cowardice of several people at scene. Then he talks about the state of his penis in this sudden Southern California winter weather and his hatred of heaters. Finally, he gets annoyed by young liberals, bad Jesus tattoos, and gluten free toothpaste. 

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Sir Chase discusses the recent school shooting in Florida and the willingness of many Americans to be victims these days. Marilyn Manson is his next topic as he dishes on some harassment claims that have come out against the legendary rocker (and how stupid they are). Then he talks about a disgusting baby experience he recently had, and a weird bathroom encounter at a Mexican restaurant. Finally, he discusses support animals, supposed toxic masculinity, and grown ass men listening to Limp Bizkit.

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Sir Chase discusses his department trying to catch him dirty by utilizing a weird fat Korean man. Then he talks about the shithole that is 29 Palms and the tragic sex lives of new parents (complete with cock block daughters). He gives his two (or more) cents on the anti-military rant of a Southern California teacher, and ponders a yoga breastfeeding video that he found on Facebook. Finally, he wonders what you're supposed to call African American people in England.

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On this week's episode, Sir Chase talks about his daughter's first trip to Disneyland, annoying foreigners, and "in the way" people. Then he discusses "comedian" Monique's ridiculous claim against Netflix, and the dark secrets of Yoshinoya. Finally, he discusses shithole places, hilarious vigilantism, and the prosecution of Nergal of the band Behemoth.

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It's the first episode of 2018! Sir Chase discusses the dismal outlook of millenials who say that 2017 sucked. He follows this onslaught of positivity by talking about his expertise in stepping in shit on a regular basis, as well as a perfectly wiener-level mirror in the movie theater bathroom. Finally, he discloses his theories on why Doc McStuffins is not a real doctor and how the world of Mickey Mouse is a sinister place.

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